Cafe Orleans Shrine

Cafe Orleans


Home of the World-Famous Clam Chowder Breadbowl


Intro

The Cafe Orleans is a former table-service restaurant that has been converted to a "buffeteria." It is one of the two outdoor restaurants in New Orleans Square, located closest to the Pirates of the Caribbean entrance.


Food items that are gone

The entire table-service menu
There is one exception; the "Croissant Mardi Gras" lives on even today. Gone are: the sundaes, the shakes, the phosphates, the roast beef sandwich, the tuna sandwich, the chef's salad.

Neptune's Delight
This awful seafood mixture was simply repulsive, although the same ingredients tasted great in the Harbor Galley's Potato Skins (also gone now). It was served in a straight croissant, stuffed inside by a rather phallic machine.


Puff Pastry
The bane of our 1988 existence, this squarish but miniscule cooked pastry contained meat and cheese, and was called "Club Dixie." Because of the word "Club," many people expected a club sandwich, and we got to expect that anyone who ordered this actually wanted something else.

Delta Club, Cajun Pocket and Bayou Italien
Instead of Handwiches (read about that below), the new sandwich concept in 1988 called for baguettes slit open, steamed warm (they were always crusty after only a half-day), and meat-salads stuffed inside. Made absolutely NOBODY happy. It was never what they expected. Here, too, the "club" from the Delta made people expect a "normal" sandwich. The hot Cajun Pocket lived on a while longer as a breadbowl item.

Chocolate Patricia, Cream Horn, Streudel, and other desserts
Like any restaurant, the Cafe evolves, and these desserts have died. The Patricia in particular deserved its death: it resembled nothing so much as a dog turd (tasted like chocolate and almonds, though).

Seafood Parisienne
A final attempt to make that seafood mixture work. This was a hot item, served over rice after 4:00, and tasted much better than the stuffed croissant. Still, it didn't make the most recent menu cuts.

Deli Classic
A delicious turkey-based sandwich served on wheat with piquant italian dressing and spicy jalepeno spread. Wonderful. Was replaced by the 'Po Boy.

Prime Rib Sandwich
Served on sun-dried tomato bread (all the rage a few years ago), this sandwich was a good idea on paper but poor in execution. The meat simply never matched up, and the price was pretty high. Also cut in the most recent menu updates.




Best times to visit Cafe Orleans



Summer and Holiday Seasons

The Cafe opens at 11:00 and closes at 10:30 (though sometimes itwill close at 9:00). Generally, the Cafe closes at the start ofa Fantasmic showing. If you are looking for the night menu, thebest time to get it is, in order:
1. Right at 4:00, when the menu goes up
2. Just before closing time
If the Cafe is open during the first Fantasmic, that is a fabuloustime to drop by. There is never a soul in the restaurant then. The time to avoid is 5:00p.m.-8:00p.m.


If, on the other hand, you're looking for the day menu, thebest time to visit is, in order:
1. Right at opening, at 11:00 a.m.
2. Anytime between 3:00 and 4:00 p.m.
The time of intense activity (and the one to avoid) is between12:30 and 2:30.



Autumn, Winter, Spring: Weekdays


The Cafe used to be only open from 11:00 (sometimes 11:30) until 3:30 whenthe Park closes at 6:00 p.m. Starting in Fall '97, the Cafewill actually be closed most such weekdays unless attendance isreally high. Needless to say, on such days there is no night menu.

Autumn, Winter, Spring: Weekends

Hours for the Cafe on off-season weekends is similar to summertime.It is open from 11:00-9:00 (or 10:30, as the case may be) andthe optimal times to visit the Cafe are the same as listed above:at opening or closing, or in the "dead" of the afternoon (between2:30 and 5:00).






The history of Cafe Orleans

The 1966 expansion of Disneyland, costing a then-unheard-of amountof $18 million (the same cost as the original park), called forseveral rides and several restaurants, among them one which is todayknown as Cafe Orleans, but was then called the Creole Cafe. Across the street from the Cafe, the counter-service Royal Street Veranda opened in 1966 also. The CreoleCafe was envisioned as a table-service restaurant which specializedin light sandwiches and desserts, especially ice cream and sundaes.For the Cafe, Walt chose the fabulous ice cream counter featured inthe movie "The Happiest Millionaire" and also included an antiqueespresso machine purchased by him and his wife Lilly while in Italy. For the record, the portrait of Philippe Duc d'Orleans is an original oil painting depicting the French nobleman for whom the city is named. Walt never lived to see the Cafe open, but he was aware of its designs.

In 1971, Sara Lee became the sponsor of the Cafe and thename was changed to "Sara Lee's Cafe Orleans." Sara Lee products beganto appear among the numerous desserts, but the company opted outin 1976, but Disneyland decided to keep the name Cafe Orleans,only without Sara Lee's name attached to the front of it. Sometime during this period the entranceway to the restaurant changed. At first, the entrance was through the patio, directly toward the building from the direction of the Rivers of America. The entrance was moved to its current location on the side of the building (Royal Street side).

In 1984, the Eisner era began and a whole new way of doing businesstook over the park. Gone would be the sleepy, if cozy, atmosphere,replaced by a corporate drive for profit. By 1987, this meant thatthe Cafe Orleans would shed its table service and morph into a new kindof restaurant.

During the summer and fall of 1987, the restaurant no longer had tableservice, but neither was it in its new form yet. Guests would order atthe front, take their ticket to the cashier (who would ring them upon mechanical registers, I might add), and the order would be handed to the sandwich room. The sundaes were largely removed from themenu. When the order was ready, the cashier would simply yell outthe guest's name! That changed, as might be imagined, very quickly.A "Carl's Jr."-style system evolved: guests would get a number onan orange triangle, which they would place on their table, and "runners"would bring the order out. We'd even get tips sometimes (don't ask me why, though).



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By early 1988, the Cafe had undergone its rehab and emerged an entirelydifferent kind of beast (with an entirely different color scheme no less). The restaurant was much larger: the newsandwich room occupied the area formerly held by Laffite's Silverware,as did the adjacent counter-service location LaPetite Patisserie. The Cafe was now a "buffeteria": essentially a cafeteria, but Cast Members would hand out the items, rather thanguests taking them themselves. New decor was mirrored by new costumes.One item that didn't make the final cut was an early proposal to bringover the "Handwiches" (Disney-style pita sandwiches) from Epcot's Land Pavilion. But there were plenty of changes and most everyone from the "old" Cafe quit whenthe "new" one opened. The previous average CM age of 22 gave way to a new crop with an average age of 18 (I'm guesstimating these numbers here). Those of us who stayed shot up the ranks rather quickly.

Around the early 90's, another sponsor arrived: Marie Calendar's pies.This time the name of the restaurant did not change, but the tasty pieswere available in miniature form for desserts. After several months, however,Marie Calendar's decided the venture was not as profitable as hoped, anddiscontinued the sponsorship. Back to eclairs, napoleons, and cheesecake!

The arrival of Fantasmic! (originally called "Imagination," as you can see in the photo) in 1992 changed the nature of the Cafe forever.Gone were quiet nights, gone was the small evening "rush." In their placewas a hungry and impatient throng of Fantasmic-goers. To meet demand,the Cafe developed a new idea: a nighttime menu (beginning at 4:00 p.m.)that featured more traditional and filling items, such as hot entrees.

During the early days of Fantasmic, only Park executives were allowedon the Disney Gallery Balcony, which is a raised platform in essentiallycenter stage. Breathtaking view: it's like the show was created to beseen from this vantage point. By 1993, the public was allowed up there:first come, first served. But it was just standing area (albeit one with a fantastic view if you managed to get the front). This led in1994 to a new concept: a Dessert Buffet,accessible by reservation and costing some $25 (nowadays it's $35) per person. TheCafe Cast Members alone staffed this operation at first (in fact, one of the designersfor the buffet and service still works as a scheduler in New Orleans), but now it's expanded to include Bayou Cast Members as well.

1994 also saw the arrival of Custodial Bussing to our little Department. Around this time the Custodial Department was pushing to take over all bussing in the Park, including restaurants (they only did fast food and Casa Mexicana at that point). The transition took several months (some would say "years") but now there are Regulars who always bus Cafe and know all the Cafe Cast Members. The French Market and especially Blue Bayou, incidentally, still bus their own tables and probably always will.


Some of my favorite stories

Chowder Fight
I arrived in mid-fight; someone told me there was a chowder fightgoing on, so I rushed out to see two adult men flinging the stuff ateach other. Keep in mind the clam chowder is served at 140 degrees,so it can scald. I broke it up by shouting very loudly, though thesetwo guys scared me a bit (both were bigger than me). Security rushedout and was there inside another two minutes and hustled both men away.Seems one guy had insulted the other's girlfriend, whereupon the second guy dumped his chowder on the insulter's head. It escalated topushing but stopped short of actual blows. Still, innocent peoplebetween them got splattered by the chowder.

Sandwich Variations
Some mean Cast Members would get a special thrill from special orders. A PB&J sandwich without jelly, for example, would receive WAY too much peanut butter so that the kid would get a sticky mouth (these were affectionately known as "chokers"). The reverse is true of ones without peanut butter (known as "sliders," these would be so slippery as to present problems for eating them!)

Fire!
As I lead I received training in the use of fire extinguishersand who to call when there is a fire. Once, a nearby trashcan caught onfire. I remembered that we're told to "shake it around" becauseunfinished sodas often extinguish smoldering paper for us. And so it was.Another time was more serious: a nasty electrical odor was in theSandwich Room, and we traced it to a heater in Pastry Window. So Icalled Central Communications, and inside of eight minutes at least25 supervisors, from all over the park, showed up to help. I guess theywere there to help evacuate or fight the fire, whatever was needed.Some of them had literally run from Tomorrowland. I guess you don'tget fires every day. It was a minor thing, though, just one wire hadburned up.

Going Down?
Our elevator sucks. Always has, always will. Whenever it got stuck and we'd call for a mechanic, everyone would freak if anyone was stuck inside. That's happened a couple of times. Usually, we'd rig up some 20 straws together and send the poor guy (or gal) a drink of coke, with mixed results. They were in heaven if they got stuck transporting cheesecakes (not true if they were taking dirty bustubs down, though). One day the elevator was behaving very strangely. When it arrivedat our floor, it would go up and down a few times before settling - sixinches too high. I didn't trust it, so I sent it down empty. Good thing!A few seconds later this tremendous crash was heard; we pried openthe door and saw that it had fallen off its axis somehow and wastwisted sideways, with the sides crushing inward. I would probably have been killed. Cost of a new elevator: $40,000. Unbelievable.

Some Enchanted Evening
An Enchanted Evening was a private party limited to only one "land." Usually, that was New Orleans. We'd get to dress up in tuxedoes, set up tables in the outside area, and serve gourmet foods and, yes, even alcohol (beer, wine, champagne). Some of my most fun shifts were working EE's: got to see Shannen Doherty and Jennie Garth get drunk when they were only 19 or 20 (and they were real, uh, let's say pushy). During one EE, they had fireworks on the stage (this was pre-Fantasmic) and one of the rockets misfired and went into the Mansion lawn, where it caught fire. That was fun to watch, if a bit scary.

The Movie Game
To pass the time in the Sandwich Room, we'd often come up with games. I swear, we had invented the Kevin Bacon game in 1988; though we played it differently. We'd hop actors, trying to "trap" each other, never leading toward any one actor as a goal. So the game would last for hours and often involve the entire crew.

Sweepin' in the Rain
Perversely, one of my favorite times was when it rained. Why? Just outside the back door to the Cafe (and directly in front of the Bayou entrance) is an old sewer grate that always stops up. A gigantic puddle always ensues, and I go outside with a pushbroom and shove it all over to other, more functional drains. I loved getting soaked and doing this, don't ask me why.

Verbal Follies
Naturally, people slip up sometimes when talking. One of the classic people in this regard is Dave - whom we called "Luscious Davy M." Luscious Dave could never get anything right. For example, we had tuna sandwiches on honeywheat buns. He would ask the stocker: "could you get me some wheat honeybuns?" Here in print that doesn't look so bad, until you add a silent comma: "could you get me some wheat, honeybuns?"

His best, though, was the time he had to get a salad for a guest. Dave was "assembling" (handing out the sandwiches) and was about to run around to the Line and get this person a salad (it's easier for us than for them by that point). He asked what kind of dressing they wanted. Then, before they could answer, he added to that. He meant to say: "does it matter? Do you mind?" What came out, hilariously, was: "do you matter? Does it mind?" Embaressed by our uproarious laughter in the sandwich room, Luscious Dave didn't wait for the guest's answer and beat a hasty retreat.

Then there's Val. She once smelled an unpleasant odor and phrased it in an unfortunate slang: "I smell, like, a sewer." Naturally, we all replied: "Yeah you do!!"

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Some pictures of the "Old" Cafe


Here is an example of the oldcostume referred to as the "dots," and it's easy to see why.


The old-school method of ordertaking!



A look at that long-forgotton service area. You can justpeek into the Sandwich room to the left. Notice also Walt's Espresso Machine on the far right, nonfunctional even back then. The stained glass in the ceiling and glass doors is authentic hand-crafted stuff made in New Orleans.






A closer look at the "Fountain" (as it was known). Notice thesoda dispensers to make phosphates.






Here's a front view of the Fountain and some of the folks who ran it. Notice the ice cream floats on the tray, waiting to go out to the guests.






The old sandwich room. It was located behind the door where they currently take your order, and was it ever cramped!






Here's another view of that old, long-forgotten sandwich room. We actually had a microwave back then!






These folks crowd into the space at the corner of the Sandwich Room, right at the Lead Podium (no desk back then) and the elevator.





Some pictures of the "New" Cafe



The new cafe would incorporate the same ceilings and paintings as the old, but the wallpaper and especially the service would be different. Here you see the line as it moves toward the cashier, following the curve of the old fountain.






The least popular position to work is Order-Take, mainly because it is so repetitive and isolated from other workers. Even Mr. Smee has to go through it, however.






A look at the inside of the "Line" (as it is called), which replaced the "Fountain." The Line is the second most odious place to work, as visibility with the guests is reduced to nothing and the job is repetitive.






The sandwich room was moved into the former home of Laffite's Silver Shop and enlarged. Still, many days it didn't feel "large" at all. Everyone seems to like our tile though.






The Sandwich crew of 1988!






The new Cafe was far more crowded than could be believed. It remains, to my knowledge, one of the most tightly-packed locations in the park.






Back in those days, we would bus our own tables (nowadays a different department, Custodial Bussing, does it for us). Notice the white chairs (they're different today) and the fact that smoking was still allowed on the patio back then.




JUMPSTATION

Introduction to NOS Restaurants

Blue Bayou
Fantasmic Dessert Balcony

Cafe Orleans
Royal Street Veranda
La Petite Patisserie

French Market
Mint Julep Bar

Club 33

Backstage locations and offices
Meet the Cast!
Some NOS Restaurants Recipes

All about me!


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