The primary food here is turkey legs ($5.50), which are monstrosities most likely to be literally larger than your child's head. There's a lot of meat, of course, but a lot of less-optimal stuff in each leg, and they are immensely greasy and salty. Still, for some folks this is nirvana, and really could replace a meal. Those on carb-restricted diets will find this to be the staple food during the entire vacation (though a few sugar carbs creep in while it's cooked).

We had the jalapeno pepperjack pretzel ($4), which takes a standard oversize pretzel (actually maybe a touch smaller) and pumps the inside full of spicy pepper cheese. The result is warm, gooey, spicy goodness. Even the bits of cheese baked on the outside help this one strike a perfect balance.

There are carbonated slushes here (coca-cola, cherry, or blue raspberry flavors) that will also be welcome on hot days. There's only minimal seating around, all outdoors, and no real theming to speak of. The location kind of blends into the land itself.